APC: We now have 30 governors.
Nigerians: Wow.
APC: We also have 75 senators.
Nigerians: Omo.
APC: Over 230 HOR members o.
Nigerians: Na you dey hot.
APC: Not to brag but we now have over 10m registered members.
Nigerians: That’s very nice. Oya approve Real time transmission of electoral results, so that the world can see you are winning because people love you.
APC: Haaa, that’s too risky ooo, we no go fit do this one oo.