Please Her and Stay Hungry or Let Her Go and Chop Life Alone 

In the land of Sharp Men and Empty Wallets, lived a young guy named Franklin, popularly known in his street as "Mr. Do or Dry".

Franklin was in love or maybe it was spiritual attack, nobody could tell. Her name was Sandra. She was beautiful, soft-spoken, and had a waist that could confuse a compass. But she had one little problem

SHE ATE LIKE A LION ON A HUNGER STRIKE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

One Saturday afternoon, Franklin’s friend Kunle saw him holding his stomach like someone in labour.

Kunle:

“Guy, why you dey hold belle like say you wan born twins?”

Franklin:

“Bro I used my feeding money to take Sandra out yesterday.”

Kunle:

“Ha! You never chop?”

Franklin:

“Chop? My brother, I never lick air since yesterday.”

Kunle:

“Why you no just tell her make she manage suya and Coke?”

Franklin (weak voice):

“She say her soul rejects anything less than shawarma and cocktail.

Note a night before 

Franklin had just received his salary of ₦50,000. Before he could say “Glory to God”, Sandra texted:

“Baby I’m craving seafood platter and small chops with tiger nut smoothie 😩”

Franklin blinked. Seafood? He lived in Ajegunle, the only sea he knew was rainwater entering his room.

But love is blind. And apparently, also deaf and jobless.

So he borrowed ₦5k from his neighbor for transport, ironed his only clean shirt, and took Sandra out.

When the bill came, the POS machine looked at him with wicked confidence.

₦43,800.

Franklin swallowed saliva like communion.

Waiter:

“Will you be paying cash or card, sir?”

Franklin:

“I’ll pay... with destiny.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He paid. And walked home. In the rain. Barefoot.

The next morning, Sandra posted the outing on her status:

“If he wanted to, he would. Thanks babe 🥰”

Franklin saw it while sipping hot water for breakfast.

By the third day of fasting, his stomach started humming like generator. He called Sandra:

Franklin:

“Babe, I’m not okay. I haven’t eaten in 2 days.”

Sandra:

“Awww... sorry boo. Just drink water and sleep. You’ll be fine.”

That day, Franklin knew love was wicked.

So he decided enough was enough I no fit kpai my life because of woman, he scream out loud 

Plan B activated. He blocked Sandra, ordered Amala with 3 meats, bought a cold malt, and sat under the fan like a king who just escaped village people.

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Still your favorite ✍️ ✍️ ✍️ ✍️ Rose Obio Solomon 

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