Personal Thoughts About Mosquitoes - 4 months ago

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From my perspective, mosquitoes have to be among the intelligent creatures on earth. Especially those yeye Female Anopheles mosquito.

Have you observed that mosquitoes thrive more in darkness? I'm speaking of the ease with which they can maneuver through thick darkness to find a succulent part in your body.They are great mathematicians who calculate their piercing rate, sucking duration, approximate landing time, skin thickness of victims, pulse rate, as well as their corresponding escape velocities before perching on their victims.

Some mosquitoes are so versed in data analysis, probability theory and statistics that they know the right part of your body to avoid or target based on your personality and previous experience.

Have you noticed that mosquitoes are clever too? Imagine pressing your phone while charging at night. You'll see a mosquito hovering over your phone screen with absolute confidence, daring you to kill it. This is probably because it knows that you will never attempt to slap it against your phone screen which is worth thousands of Naira. If you drop your phone to focus on it, you will not see it come that closer again. Rational wiseness! 😀

Also, mosquitoes are relentless singers. Their tenacity and commitment to pushing their art is enviable. As the most unapologetic singers on earth, they sing nonsense with utmost confidence and consistency.

Finally, mosquitoes are excessively ‘bloodistic’ , selfish and parasitic. They don't care about you yet they feed on you. They don't like you yet they stick with you, especially at night, in your bed, just to romance with you and chop your BLOOD! 

Materialistic women leave man with Sapa. But ‘bloodistic’ mosquitoes leave man with Malaria.

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