Imagine waking up to a puppy cry at 6am, only to check the window and see a pelican attempting to swallow your neighbors cute Maltese pup alive and whole. What a horrific sight to behold on a chill and cozy morning.

Pelicans might look majestic, but like all large birds, are instruments of terror. Hence their true form must be hidden from poor little children, whose underdveloped brains can't grasp the concept of danger. Lest they realize early the earth is prowled by feathery monsters whose minds are tumults of madness. Their thoughts governed by impulses and instincts driven solely by hunger. Like some politicians, the pelican is loyal only to its stomach.

Watch Steve the neighborhood pelican go up and down the street terrorizing the neighborhood sizing up anything it comes across, trying to swallow it up.

One can only imagine the level of havock pelicans will cause if they were t e size of elephants.