“How to Know You’re in a Nigerian Home”😂

Step into any Nigerian home and you’ll instantly know. Not by the smell of jollof rice (though that’s a bonus), but by these signs:🤭

1. The Remote Control Has One Job:

It’s wrapped in nylon like it’s going to Harvard. Don’t touch it with wet hands unless you want to see your full ancestry.🤭

2. The Nylon on the Sofa is Permanent:

You think you’re allowed to sleep comfortably? Wrong. That nylon cover has been there since 1999 and will outlive all of us.

3. The Wall Clock That Doesn’t Work—But Must Stay:

It’s stuck at 3:47, but you don’t dare remove it. “It’s part of the decor,” mummy says. Decor of what? Ancient history?😂

4. The Fridge is a No-Go Zone:

You open the fridge looking for yogurt. You see soup from December, meat marked “Do not touch,” and a bottle of holy water. You quietly close it.😂😂

5. Power Comes and Everyone Screams “UP NEPA!”

Even the dog joins in. If NEPA had a theme song, the whole street would sing it.

6. There’s a Bag of Bags:

You ask for a nylon bag. They bring out The Bag of Bags. No one knows where it came from. It simply… is😩.

In a Nigerian home, everything has a purpose—even if that purpose is a mystery. And don’t forget:

If mummy says “I’ll just be 5 minutes”—cancel your plans😂😂.

Which one is the realest??😂😂😂