Hello, wonderful humans of the internet!
Let me introduce myself properly: I’m Rita, a Mass Comm student, writer, reader, movie junkie—and a certified, undisputed, professional procrastinator. Yes, I said it. I should probably be doing an assignment right now... but here I am, writing this blog post. That counts as productivity, right?
Let me walk you through a typical day in my life:
*8:00 AM* – Wake up early with high hopes. "Today, I’ll be productive!"
*9:00 AM* – Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I must eat like a queen.
*10:00 AM* – Just one episode of that new series. Only one. (Lies I tell myself.)
*1:00 PM* – Nap time. I need energy for all the things I plan to do… eventually.
*4:00 PM* – Panic starts setting in. “Let me at least *look* at my notes.”
*6:00 PM* – Motivation appears like a miracle… just in time for dinner.
*10:00 PM* – I become weirdly productive at night. Brain says, “Let’s write a novel!”
*12:00 AM* – Regret. And promises to do better tomorrow. (Spoiler alert: I won’t.)
[5/25, 5:55 PM] ChatGPT: The truth is, we all need a little laugh sometimes—especially when life gets too serious. So if you’re also a fellow procrastinator, welcome to the club. We don’t have meetings… because we keep postponing them.
Till next time—whenever that may be! 😄
Stay lazy, stay brilliant.
*—Rita*