🗣️ “At 20, you should have your own LAWYER and have a WILL.”

Me: Oh, of course I do.

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To my eldest cousin, I leave the power bank. You always lent me your charger whenever I needed to charge it.

To my youngest sister, I leave the notebook titled Thoughts I Was Sure Would Change the World at 2:17 A.M. 

Just as you were always sure you'd do was the plats  before mum comes back, but guess what? 

You end up not doing it! But you are quite witty and I trust you to carry on this legacy of mine.

To whoever can repar it, I leave the watch dad got me on my 16th birthday.

You may find your life calling while at it.. who knows?

To whom it may concern, I owe Precious a favour. She would rather I repay with currency.

To whoever doesn't mind, you may have my undies. They are relatively new. 

For the sake of your mental health, I shall leave the usage statistics undisclosed.

But trust me, they're not as bad as Anselm's hairstyle.

Lastly, anyone in need of relics to auction off may help themselves with the empty bottles of roll-ons by the window.

That being said, I have done my best to ensure that none of you miss me too much.

Thank you for having me for the little while I lasted.

            Signed:

  Someone related by blood, but not reasoning 🖋️