Mr. Moneybags, a ridiculously rich man, decided to throw a party for his employees. He instructed his butler, Jenkins, to prepare an extravagant feast.

Jenkins asked, "Sir, what's the budget for this shindig?"

Mr. Moneybags replied, "Spend whatever it takes! I want my workers to think they're royalty for a day."

The next day, Jenkins presented the bill: ₦1 million!

Mr. Moneybags gasped, "What?! ₦1 million?! What did you feed them, caviar and champagne?"

Jenkins smirked, "Actually, sir, I fed them what they usually eat... rice and beans. But I did hire a live band to play 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' 20 times!"

Mr. Moneybags face-palmed, "You sneaky genius, Jenkins!"

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