So I met this babe, and we started talking about love languages. She proudly said, “My love language is receiving gifts!”

Me: Okay, but you stingy na. Why you dey receive gift when you no dey give?

Her: Ah ah, must I give?

Me: So wait first… You mean say your own love language na pure collection? You be pastor?

Her: You dey mad! How that one take concern pastor?

Me: Because this your own no be love language, na collection of tithes! 😂

She vex, but later she begin laugh.

Me: Truth be say, if your love language na only receiving, no be love language again oo na harvest season. 😂

She turn come look me that bombastic side eye. 

Me to her: Madam, no be thief you be like this? 

Why would someone desire to receive gifts but won't be cheerful in giving. 

Is love stingy? I wonder o 😁